I burned my index finger, part of my middle finger and thumb on my left hand. My index finger currently only has a partial print. If anyone has any crimes they need committing, let me know and I'll quote you a price because I'm pretty sure I could get away with it.
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What happened Alice? I'm assuming Alice's is the hand in question, not due to any paucity of clumsiness on Joel's part, but rather because . . . I dunno, it just seems like the sort of thing that might happen to you, Alice. In the way that fun things tend to happen to you. This time, it's just not as . . . y'know, fun. Are you all right?
I used a pan in the oven that I don't normally use so after it was out of the oven and sitting on the stove, I forgot that the handle, just like the rest of the pan, was hot. It was a silly thing to do so now I'm trying to make something good come out of the situation by offering to commit crimes.
well thats lucky for me because it just so happens that i will be needed your services over Christmas break...
Yeah how much is it gonna cost us?
I take each job into consideration and then quote a price. Financial aid may be available for needy applicants but keep in mind that I have 2 kids I plan to put through college some day.
What is amazing is that when the burn heals, the fingerprint comes back. It seems that it would be a smooth print. Hmmm.
That is kinda neat! to bad that doesnt happen with stars, Once they die there gone...am i right about that?
yes, sara, when a star is gone.... it's gone :-(
Alice - possible victims for your consideration: (1) cranky servers at fast food restauarants (2) the original owner of Panchos for labeling their food "Mexican food" (3) the engineer who designed our refrigerator so what is normally a simple repair for a small leak (in most refrigerators) is unrepairable in ours (4) the inventor of oatmeal chocolate-chip cookies, because they tatse so good, but always go to waist (no typo there), (5) anyone who likes cockroaches.
That should keep ya busy (although the last option probably is a short list)
Pops
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