Saturday, January 01, 2011

2011 Resolutions

After a full day of contemplation, here are this year's goals.

1) Write achievable resolutions.
2) Watch the last Harry Potter movie.
3) Take the GRE study guide Joel ordered for me out of the box.
4) Maintain a chicken level of +3 sometime this spring.
5) Upload photos with blog post or blog long enough posts that people won't notice the absence of pictures.
6) Sleep with fewer pillows.
7) Wear a faux hawk for one full day.
8) Make a list or get glasses for reading.
9) Go to the dentist or build a tire swing.
10) Go somewhere.
11) Stay home.
12) Think about teaching Liza to use the potty.
13) Think about methods for teaching children to hang up their towels after baths.
14) Learn to analyze hand writing so I'll know if you're a criminal if you've written me a letter.
15) Do not meet Nicholas Cage or audition for So You Think You Can Dance.

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